Welcome

Posted on June 1, 2012 at 5:39 pm by admin


We know why you’re here — the signs are all there and the future is clear for those paying attention. The Zombie Apocalypse is nearly upon us. Face chewers attacking innocents in public, people having public mental breakdowns due to constant stress, and the emergence (and widespread availability) of corporate and government developed bio-weapons that can transform any normal person into a mindless killing machine are all clear signals that we’re headed down an irreversible path to the destruction of society and invasion of the undead. When the Zombie Apocalypse unfolds (and believe us…it will), are you prepared? Can you survive and outlast the hordes of undead? How will you protect yourself? Your family? Your dog Fluffy? Who will you stand with in the darkest hours? Who can you trust?

Lucky for you, we have the solution. Join us and become a member of the Zombie Apocalypse Resistance Team (Z.A.R.T.)! We offer zombie survival gear, training simulators/games, reading material to boost your Zombie IQ and, best of all, clothing that identifies you as a certified Z.A.R.T. team member. Browse our site, heed the warnings, gear up and get ready to hunker down! Remember — there is safety in numbers.

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Zombies Don’t Discriminate

Posted on July 10, 2012 at 10:25 am by admin

Woooow.  This one’s shocking, even for us.  Check out this Zombie Apocalypse article in the International Business Times about a Texas Zombie who decided his 40-lb. pet dog was a tasty snack! Click here to read the full article.  Those of us here at Zombie Apocalypse HQ recognize that this is just one of many incidents that are part of a bigger pattern and picture that includes Face-Chewing Zombie Attackers and Anti-Zombie Strongholds for sale .

Z.A.R.T. members and the less-committed visitors to Zombie Apocalypse HQ know that zombies can and will attack anywhere and anytime and apparently they don’t discriminate.  No one is safe, not even your furry roommates.  Prepare everyone and everything you love by joining the Z.A.R.T. and letting your friends, family and neighbors know that you proudly stand with the best Zombie preparation team around!  You’re safe here.

 


 

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Is Your Realtor a Zombie?

Posted on July 10, 2012 at 10:04 am by admin

According to this article, probably not.  Although most of us here at Zombie Apocalypse HQ always considered realtors predatory, apparently they’re not the flesh eating kind.  At least not physically.  Anyhow…for our more affluent Z.A.R.T. members, check out these awesome houses you may be in the market for before it all hits the fan:  Yahoo Real Estate – Anti-Zombie Strongholds for Sale

Your best bet for survival (and comfort) when the Earth is crawling with the undead is either the Jamesburg Earth Station  in Carmel Valley, CA or the East Sister Rock Island  in Marathon, FL available at $3 and $12 Million respectively.

For the budget conscious, yet security focused Z.A.R.T. investor, try the Nuclear Missile Silo Home  in Saranac, NY.  It’s a bargain at $750,000 — a small price to pay for your long-term fortification needs!

As always, thanks for making Zombie Apocalypse HQ your #1 Website and resource in preparing for the invasion of the undead!  And for those of you seriously considering buying one of these Anti-Zombie Fortresses, Z.A.R.T. members should always keep their stronghold doors open to other partners in times of crisis.  Remember — we’re stronger when the Z.A.R.T. stands together.

 


 

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